Spuds Galore On I-95 In Florida

One would think with all those eyes, they wouldn't need a witness.

There has to be an easier way to make a potato pancake.

Someone's in for a root awaking when the company and cops get done with them.

I could peel this accident in my bones.

Driver was probably running from the cops and yelling on his CB "Fry an stop me coppers!".

Bless that driver's little starch.

I think someone needs to point out to the driver he can starch over at a new company.

Gentlemen! STARTCH your engines!

No need to get salty over some wrecked potatoes.

I wonder if someone called the driver a tuber....Uber was probably to busy to come get him.

We have to get to the root of the accident.

This happened on root 95.

We've found the mother chip that brought all these potatoes!

This was a mash made in heaven.

I herd someone said they saw someone peel out right before the accident.

All those people just standing around and spec-tating.

Hopefully nobody was decapi-tatoed.

Lets hope we don't see other driver imi-tating this accident.

Lest it didn't happen on Fryday.

I wonder if everyone called all their spuddies and shared this with them.

Spuds for life bro!

I herd someone said they saw someone drinking a spudwiser right before the accident.

Never drink Spud Lite. Horrible.

Dear FL Police. Feel free to yam it up and steal my spuds for your own jokes.





Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

Here in Idaho that occurs at least once every harvest season... If one finds out about it soon enough it is an awesome opportunity to get your hands on alot of fresh spuds for free... Not that free spuds are hard to come by in these parts.

 

Full disclosure...

I only skimmed the original article for the jokes. I have no clue who was at fault, if anyone was hurt or died, etc.

I hear one can fail a drug test if they eat a baked potato. I will also be entertained if I see a thread that starts with...

"Asking for a friend, but if I, i mean he ate 2 baked potatoes before his drug test, will he be ok? or should I err him, start looking for a new career?"

I didn't need to make this second post, I just did it as an excuse to post another potato.

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

Your number one spec-tater, Starch Vader, thanks you for your funny and a-peeling puns.

 

Looks like a slow container truck was going extra slow, and those two trucks failed to see it. Rather, the truck who rear ended the target truck failed to see.

 

What a mash up!

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

I’m surprised no one’s posted this yet. He’s still driving?

 

Looks to like that container truck pulled off the shoulder.