Starting out for rookies

Whatever, if thats all you ppl wanna do is argue and fight ill have no part of it. happy truckin.

 

I hate the break in period... This is not usenet. Come guys get over yourselves.

 

Well, well, well, --------

Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so glad you joined us today.
And speaking of morning, let me tell you, when I first awoke today before the Sun came up, I conducted my usual stretch and yawn, then pushed the curtains aside and took a peek-a-Boo outside, ---- and MaN-0-MaN! I saw a sight to behold. It was light and bright, --- full of life, and had "Saturday" written all over it in Comic Sans font, --- reminding me that it's 5 o'clock SOMEwhere. But right here it's nearly 8:AM and time for the first inaugural
Shakey AfterShock
(Super) EGO Show

Here To Serve and Protect
(We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone)

Where we'll have more fun than a human being should be allowed to have. And we'll do so on a regular basis.
To help insure the day goes well, my support staff is here and they already have everything under control.

The studio sound engineering today is expertly and professionally handled by none other than my own cousin, Cousin AfterThought, --- former cub reporter turned ACE reporter, who provides his stabilizing voice of reason voluntarily, --- proving beyond any doubt that the members of the After Clan, ........ just ain't right.

Of course, no entertainment show can go on the air live without a producer. Gotta have a producer, and I do. Alive and Sitting in a high-back, rolling, reclining, rotating, multi-tasking, leather upholstered with adjustable arm rests, office chair, right next to my real announcer's booth.
Where, at this time, sits the lovely and vivacious,
After-Dinner- Mint.
And YeS , she's another of my cousins who just happens to be the best built of the entire After- Clan. Hands down.
But a word of warning about After-Dinner- Mint --- take heed all you horn dawgs. She's a super good looker, for sure, --- and no doubt it's hard
to take y'all's eyes off of her long, lanky, slinky, curvaceous young body with buns and abs of steel. She's a man-eater though.
Just remember to remember that only y'all's eyes are allowed to do any touchin'. I pity the fool who ignores the warning.

A dude ignored the warning a week or so ago, and Dinner-Mint put 'em in the hospital for observation.

Have they released him yet Dinner-Mint?
No?
Still there, eah?
Considerin' who cleaned his clock, I ain't too surprised to hear he's still there.
Did you send 'em a get well card?
A WHAT?
A, .................
Get Well and Get Out card?
You're killin' me here Miss Mint.

Before we go any farther, I wanna give a shout-out to the professional Big truck truck drivers who are out thar today, just like they are every day, relocatin' freight for us consumers.
ThanX!
We appreciate that.

Been thar,
Done that& that and even
Done that
too.

Now I'm writin' the book
tellin' about it.
Often read by those
who never knew.

When we come back from the break,
I want to dedicate the the remainder of the

Shakey AfterShock
(SUPER) EGO Show

To those who are actually out there, doin' what they're doin' to
git-'er-dun, ......... while some of us write about it -- tryin' to have some fun.

Now, .............. with the millions who read The Trucker's Report 7-days a week -- in just this country alone. Not counting another couple of hundred million world-wide, I figure, anything mentioned here is gonna have quite an echo that'll gather momentum and attract more attention too.

Hmmmmmmm -------

I wonder if I should take my (slightly) faded purple cape out of retirement? I left that bright (but not hot) pink speedo in the bunk of my last Schneider cab-over International 9700.
Bummers.

I figured the next driver could send 'em to me, C.O.D.
But that didn't happen.
A couple of Pumpkin dispatchers mentioned that they'd seen 'em around the Green Bay area, with another driver stuffed into 'em who ain't me.
Of aLL The NeRvE !!:smt107
Where do those dispatchers get off tellin' me what I wanted to know? They've got their nose in my business.

That other driver is not only Hoarding part of AfterShock's visual trademark cyber image, ---
But, for 'em to be wearin'it for fun AND profit?!
WhY didn't I think of that?


WhO IS this dude doin' me?
I have an image to protect.
I can't allow some phony to roam around un-checked passin' gas as advice. What's next?
Nippin' at AfterShock's heels?:smt120:smt119
Besides my image to protect, I also have a reputation to guard.
Not to mention what a recovery of a part of AfterShock's stolen trademark image could be worth..
WoaH!

This could be big.
Which reminds me, ........
After years have passed,
will the speedos still fit?

Hmmmmmmmmm

What are the odds they'd be too big?

YeaH, me neither.

ShuX HowdY!

Is the clock in here correct?
It is?
No kiddin'?
An hour has gone by already?

Imagine that.

Well,........They say time flies when we're havin' fun.
And I told you we'd have fun, right up front.
Never let it be said that ol' Shakey AfterShock doesn't deliver.

Sooooo, let's take a break now, and I'll meet y'all on the other side and we'll pick up where we left off. :smt034:smt035

10-4?

 

/\ did this guy lose his mind bein in that 9700 all those years? Maybe too long he spent in it if you ask me. He's probly got those speedos on his head if u wanna know the truth. And I dont care how long you drove a truck u rude $08, you need to learn some respect for other ppl. Been there done that, writin a book about it,lol. get a life. I said it once and i'll say it again, troll. Is ppl like you that ruin forums. You think ppl wanna come here just to get attacked by crazy ppl like u? that have a reputatoin to up hold HAHAHA. say it aint so!! you have a reputation??? that must be upheld??? hahaha!! yall big bad experienced big truck truck drivers are my idols!! i wish i was out there get in er done instead of havin fun, chux, darn!! lol. good lord
I just came to this forum for fun and to get my mind off things that are goin on. Instead am harassed by shakey aftercok. Boy I tell ya, u need to slow ur roll on this forum or go take ur medication 1. What are u some kind of truckers report international superstar? why dont u go change ur diaper
Do you make all of ur rude posts for the sake of entertainment? because ppl tell u how much they enjoy reading ur posts of u btchn at ppl like a woman? I for one could do without them, is this all you have? you have to protect it so dearly? whats ur major malfunction? I tried to make amends, somthins wrong with you and would appreciate it if you and shaky afterkok would leave me out of ur childish games 10-4 supertrucker??

 

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is there any certain rsn my quotes/posts were posted above out of order?is that supposed to mean something? is there something missing ?.. huh?:smt017

 

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Originally Posted by ALN5122
Very true and well said sir. Ya,if u ask me, dptchrs have way too much power and think they are ppl of importancr bcuz of this. They just make me mad..little sick too.




And what does me speaking of dptchrs having too much power have to do with anything ? Is it not true that these dptchrs for these big companys are a major working part in their revolving door(and they know it and are arrogant becuz of this) and drivers are just passin thru. With that bein said we'll adress the words mad and sick. Mad, that drivers are taken advantage of everyday by these companys, lied to and stolen from at the hands of snooty dispatchers. Which brings me up to my 2nd feeling of dispatchers, sick. the way they treat drivers as if they are beneath them on a diff class, the things they say and refer to them as behind their back and just their over all arrogance.

 

I've probably backed up more miles than you have driven forward.

 

OK, I know I am old, but someone translate teenager texting 4meplz...

 

HUH? Have a merry merry. Treestand