Strange or bizarre tips for drivers

that works real well unless your hat gets yanked off. A less painful way to stay awake is to thin your blood. 3 asprins will do just that. good for another 2 hrs.

 

yes...and when you nod off again and get in a accident god forbid your blood will be so thin you will bleed to death before anyone even knows what happened

 

You want tears??? Do like the Mexican drivers did in 1957. Pop a little green chili pepper out of your shirt pocket;snap off the end, and wipe it across our lips (lightly).
This is how my Mexican "relief" driver stayed up to watch me drive us from Laredo to Vera Cruz.

 

PINCHE CALIENTE!:smt103:smt103

I used to love those jalapinos, now even the thought gives me heartburn!:smt011:smt011:smt011:smt011:smt011

 

Cigars will work... You doze a little, teeth and lips relax and the Tampa Nugget will drop staight down the V of your legs and land in the TENDER zone. If a top of hood vent (old 50's trucks) is open and air flowing out from under the dash you can get a blast furnace effect pretty quick.
You know you are too tired to go on when you light a fresh cigar, draw that 1st puff and casually roll down the window, shake your new Zippo lighter to put it out, then toss it out the window like a match...

 

Why worry about sliding tandems on a trailer you
shouldn't be pulling in the first, or last, place?

 

Brickman,everyone knows that you use your fith wheel puller to snag snacks,not a backscratcher!!!!! Those are for snagging your jacket off the bunk~~

 

Thanks for the Laughs...
and good Info..

You guys are really Funny...
Luv this forum..

 

I find a set of wrenches takes up less space than blocks, for those pesky out of adjustment trailer brakes.