Strange things said on the CB at truck stops.

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  1. MTN Boomer

    MTN Boomer Heavy Load Member

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    That one you don't here any more.
     
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  3. mtoo

    mtoo Road Train Member

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    drive by ### whuppin
     
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  4. RockinChair

    RockinChair Road Train Member

    I don't use it much anymore, but when I do someone always falls for it. :D
     
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  5. fairshake

    fairshake Heavy Load Member

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    I'm always on the CB talking trash, so everything I say. My fav is roll up to backup and start up the crowd with a 'just turned on my radio'.
     
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  6. sdaniel

    sdaniel Road Train Member

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    Joe Biden was at the TA ?
     
  7. LoSt_AgAiN

    LoSt_AgAiN Medium Load Member

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    “What lane we need to be in?”
     
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  8. bthomann

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    Someone apparently is bored in quarantine!
     
  9. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    This one happened a decade ago...

    TA Baltimore, sitting in the parking lot waiting for a load. A yellow shaker pulling a box scales out, then pulls around near the door to the c-store. Woman climbs out. 5ft tall, 4ft wide,wearing shorts made out of sweatpants and a tube top. She is so fat that her arms are outstretched to her sides. Forward momentum consisted of her rolling one thigh over the next, and she is trying to sashay. It looked like an elephant doing a tight rope walk. I look at the driver in the truck next to me and he is laughing so hard that he has veins bulging in his forehead.

    She comes back outside with her scale ticket, couldn’t miss it because she walks with her arms outstretched. She climbs back into her shaker. A minute later, you hear a woman’s voice on the radio, “Hey, I am 200 lbs over on my drives...what do I need to do?”
    Driver responds, “Move your seat forward.”
     
  10. Val_Caldera

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    Have not seen these mentioned:

    Left Handed Automatic Revolvers
    Muffler Bearings (in assorted Colors/Sizes)
    Jake Brake Shoes and Fluid
    Lightly Used Mud Flaps and Mattresses
    Cans of Squat (in a store "where's the Squat?" My Wife says you ain't got Squat but I seen it last week)
    Bottles of Whoop ###
    "Where's that one trucker that wants a Whoopin'??"
    "Somebody wanna whoop my ### as I haven't have a good whoopin' in years?"
    In an alternate voice, yeeeaaarrrsss ago I asked at a few select T/A locations: "Where's the Big twucker that just wanths a Spanking?"
    Started some very colorful responses.

    and of course, Where's anything being sold from......the Green 379 Pete at the north end of the east row."
    Knock 3 times on the sleeper passenger side.

    Bloomer Pudding.

    Used to follow some guys wanting a "meet up" a few channels up on the c.b. (I only had 40)
    They were talking about some "man action" (and it wasn't west memphis or bonnie view rd, south dallas).
    So I would listen for a wee bit then cut in and ask "You think maybe no one followed ya up here?
    Like maybe no one has tracked your location since your signal, unlike your sense, is strong and clear?" :cyclopsani:
     
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  11. Mototom

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    I like this one
     
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