Stupid signs in bathrooms

Two signs in a bathroom


This is a TeePee for you to WeeWee, not a WigWam to beat your TomTom.


Someone pulled a dirty caper and left me sitting without any paper. The scales are closed I must not linger so watch out a--hole here comes my finger.

 

Oh no boys.... you haven't heard it all. On most mowers there is a sign warning you not to put your hands under the mower while it's running......... Huh?

It seems the jack - a - leg brothers started a mower bought from Sears and put their hands under it. They were going to pick it up and see if the blade was turning.

The boys sued Sears and won !!!!! No sheet.

 

At two glass plants I deliver to right next to the men's bathrooms is a safety sign: "Our Aim, No Accidents." Always chuckle about the location of that sign and that yes, some people need to work on their aiming skills.

 

But what good does the braille on the keys do you, if you cant read the screen?

 

many have audio prompts, or someone could read the screen for you. Being able to use the braille keypad would keep you from having to give your pin to the person helping you.

 

Yes, I'd much rather have a machine yell out "PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN" while having no idea who might be standing quietly behind me watching me punch it in.

 

i think it was in thompson mb--at a huskey maybe
"here i sit
gruntin and hurtin
just trying to make
another albertan"

 

As if it's a mystery to everyone what you're going to be entering when you walk up to an ATM?

 

Yeah, but I can see someone lurking behind me.