The begining of the end....

Well it's better than saying "I tapped that, really nice"... but neither is a good idea

 

My personal favorite is, "#### her, I did."

I can't believe you kept this from us all, Marty. Like I said in text last week (or whenever that was), congrats man and I wish you all the best. Hope this doesn't keep you from coming to my wedding in May.

I also can't believe it took me this long to find this thread.

 

I don't know you, but I have to say congrats! The pictures are awesome! You make a great couple and I wish you all the best!

PS all that OTR when mice are away crap is bull****...If you love each other it just makes you miss each other and that much more excited to see one another!

Best Wishes!

 

Whatever you say truckers wifey..
I said "not every time", but since you say it's all just "BS"
You may just be in denial for some reason..
I guarantee you there's truckers on here that know all about trashing around, Wifey.. Happens all the time..

 

Ok......This is how you can get back at an ex-girlfriend....

Ask her new "Booty-call" or whatever...If he kissed her yet....

And if he says "yes".....Ask him what's like to give a BJ by proxy.....

 

Naw...I was the "first"...Got her at the prom........

 

But I primed that pump......