The Deed Cause Head-On Accident Between Car & Fed-Ex Van

I’m surprised the package wasn’t damaged in transit!

 

If there was a fatality would it be considered dead heading?



I'll show myself out.

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

Somebody call him a cab

 

Is this considered a live unload???

 

It was to small.

That's one hell of a sex drive..since they wrecked does it mean their sex drive was out of control?

I haven't offended anyone today, so here we go..

A man takes his wife to the doctor. The doctor says "Well, its either aids or alzheimers."

"What do you mean?" the guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Well, the two look a lot alike in the early stages." said the doctor, "Tell you what, drive her way out into the country. Once your there kick her out of the car. If she finds her way back, don't have sex with her."



Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

I tried to maintain while I was reading the article, but I lost it at this point.

"gift wrapped"

 

I missed that, and the writer was rather poetic.