The Most Delicious Pizza

I got my first cat with pizza. Was a short while after I got rid of my second 'ol lady. Didn't really want a cat, but he wouldn't go away. Was probably about 4 to 6 months old, classic Tabby Cat. So started feeding him pizza crusts. So snow he's in the house. So now there's a female cat and a litter of classic looking Tabby Cats. So now all the kittens are boxed up and taken down and given away in front of Petco. So now the mama vanishes. So now " Low Bid " as he has been named, pisses on my lunch box one morning. So now Low Bid gets neutered, and I date the Vet for about 3 months. So now there is a huge conflict from the neighbor ( supposed to be no pets ) because he says the cat gave his kid fleas. So I says your kid gave the cat fleas. So the landlord says you got to go or the cat does. So I says I've been here 4 years, never asked for even a light bulb and the other dude been here 4 weeks. So the landlord says rules are rules. So bought an old crack house and tore it down to the 2 x 4's and moved out, with Low Bid. So 3-1/2 years later I sell the house and have a check in my hand free and clear for $138K.

All do to pizza crust & a Tabby Cat.

 

I'm sure that had a lot to do with it.

 

I think that carries into a lot of things, including trucks stops, and some food items at truck stops.

I like Subways in general though.

 

I've had pizza delivered to a receiver from Papa after being there all day. What was funny about that was the girl shows up, and has a pizza for another guy there as well !!!!