The Truckers’ Report flatbed Hall of Shame.

That pretty good. I'm learning to speak Mexican from the guys at the restaurant in town. So far all I've got is "rice or beans" and "plates hot".

 

Haha thanks! I'm no good in spanish though. I learned a good bit in german a long time ago. I guess being a truck driver in the pacific northwest all I hear is english. Never gone to another country.

 

Dose cervesas por favor . Will save your life .

 

This combined with donde esta senoritas?
Cold beer and hot ladies what else does a guy need

 

Penicillin, if you're not careful where you ask "donde?"

 

Big shot of peanut butter used to fix ye up but these days its hit or miss.

 

Its secured to the cab .

 

Don’t forget where’s the crapper. That will save the life of your pants. And any chance with the senoritas . lol.