Trainers truck and food

Here is what you should bring

 

Bed Bug City.

 

It's ok. The diesel fumes from the shop keeps them at bay.

 

My next vehicle will use desiel fuel. It's such a wonderful joy to have it in the enviornment. Better than any coffee or drugs, taking a whiff of that stuff. Motivating.

 

It's a good thing, DOT doesn't have psychological testing for drivers.

 

Amen. I am me. And I cannot stand shrinks. (No offense.) My parents sent me to a shrink in school afternoons out of class twice a week during 7th grade so that the shrink can learn my secrets and tell the parents what they want to hear....

I finally got wise and quit talking to the shrink. I kept my own counsel. And I finally told everyone that frankly you are stealing the best years of my life with a chance to be with my girl during the last three classes of those days with the bus ride home pending each day with her. They managed at least to screw that up.

 

You could stand to lose a few pounds, right? Right?


Seriously: Trail mix. Pretend you're through hiking the Appalachian Trail.

 

Beef jerky, cracker packs, fruit snacks, rice Krispy treats, combos, peanuts trail mix, case of water and juice mix packs. Tough it out eating crap like that until you get through the mentor training. Then when you get your own truck get real food in the truck.