Truck Driver Arrested For Running Over Passenger While Under the Influence|Bonehead Trucker

Drivin’ that train. High on cocaine. - Jerry Garcia.

 

Obviously someone was way overdue for a random.

 

I don't know where Ike has been driving, but there are lot lizards out there still. Drove through Memphis to hop on I-22 and seen several ladies wearing revealing outfits with no pockets.

 

Go to the 2-1 for the REAL DEAL!!

 

No thanks, man. I've had enough hard times already.

Now it's time for a hooker anecdote. And as we all know, anecdotal evidence is proof of an anecdote.

During my CRST training days, I was out with my co-driver and he pulled into a truck stop somewhere in Missouri. I go inside the store and notice a pair of females walk in shortly after I did. One was fairly nice looking and I recall wondering what she could be doing out so late as it was after midnight.

I grab my purchases and begin walking back to the tractor where my co-driver waits. As soon as I pull the driver's side door open, I hear someone scurrying out of the passenger side door. A little surprised, I ask what the heck is going on.

He then confesses to having a lady of the evening in the tractor with him and releases the horrible details: so, after exchanging wedding vows...oh, wait a minute. That didn't happen.

Apparently, there was some hesitation after she dropped her skivies and a ghastly odor followed forth leaving him questioning his life choices and her personal hygiene.

Committed to doing this revolting deed, he steadied himself and prepared for the plunge.

That's when fate stepped in for the better and she bolted upon hearing me opening the door.

For some reason, his description of events after her dropping trou has stuck with me. Definitely as a warning.