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Truckers Kryptonite

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Korodoch, Sep 2, 2018.

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  1. Sep 3, 2018 #21
    snowwy

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    They're out there. A rareity but they're out there.

    Seen one pulling a flatbed getting fuel next to me Friday. Wearing wranglers and a tank top shirt. Better looking then the baywatch girls.
     
    snowwy, Sep 3, 2018
    snowwy, Sep 3, 2018
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  3. Sep 3, 2018 #22
    Bean Jr.

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    Pictures, or it never happened!
     
    Bean Jr., Sep 3, 2018
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  4. Sep 3, 2018 #23
    freebeertomorrow

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    nice work, you beat me to it.

    OP: did you tell her to just listen for the click from the 5th wheel, as well? you know, so she doesn’t have to waste time actually checking anything...
     
    freebeertomorrow, Sep 3, 2018
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  5. Sep 3, 2018 #24
    x1Heavy

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    Ach, female actually listening to anything?

    That will be the day.

    The hardest trainee ever was me own wife. If she does NOT listen to me, then aint no one pay attention to her.
     
    x1Heavy, Sep 3, 2018
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  7. Sep 3, 2018 #25
    Trucking in Tennessee

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    A driver named Mike Snow stopped and picked up a pretty girl hitch hiking. He introduced himself and she said Hi Mike, I'm June. They chatted a while and hit it off. Then he started chuckling. She asked what was so funny. He said I was just thinking how interesting it would be to have 6 inches of snow in June.
     
    Trucking in Tennessee, Sep 3, 2018
    Trucking in Tennessee, Sep 3, 2018
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  8. Sep 3, 2018 #26
    MACK E-6

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    Otherwise he wouldn’t be able to get over there fast enough. :biggrin_25523:
     
    MACK E-6, Sep 3, 2018
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  9. Sep 3, 2018 #27
    KillingTime

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    I thought it was a thread about exercise, myself.
     
    KillingTime, Sep 3, 2018
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  10. Sep 3, 2018 #28
    DSK333

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    There's a sucker born every minute.
     
    DSK333, Sep 3, 2018
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  11. Sep 3, 2018 #29
    TIMPTE 527

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    Why would it be kryptonite? Sounds more like a unicorn
     
    TIMPTE 527, Sep 3, 2018
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  12. Sep 3, 2018 #30
    MACK E-6

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    Ever here the CB activity the moment a female keys up?

    The cads all come out of the woodwork like they never saw or heard a woman before.

    Never ceases to amaze. :rolleyes:
     
    MACK E-6, Sep 3, 2018
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