Trucker's nick name for various thing on the road

Or a generally straight female?

 

Choke n Puke - Bad Resturaunt
Pickle Park - Rest Area
Monfort Lane - Left lane (oops old school)

 

LOL I remember the Monfort lane. Can't be that old school. I ain't that old. Am I?

Big R -- roadway (maybe old school too)

Mechanical Indian -- electronic flashing arrow sign

Gut Wagon/Garbage Wagon -- catering truck

Bean Bandit -- Hopper Bottom

 

maybe posted earlier, but....
skinny road, little road, through the woods = off the interstate.

 

full grown (bear)=state police
bird dog barking= radar detector going off
polar bear= ohio state trooper (they are All white hard to see in a snowy median)

 

city kitty= local police
county mountie= county sheriff
big word's out=scale closed
rollin' ya across= not having to actually STOP on scale
weighing your wagon= having to stop on scale to weigh
doin' that deal= officers at scale checking logs or doing alot of inspections
locked up nobody home=scale closed nobody there

 

band-aid buggy, meat wagon= ambulance
hauling dispatcher brains, dehydrated water= empty trailer
crashville=nashville
yard sticker=mile marker
just put the (insert # here) in my back pocket=just passed that mile marker
i myself call joplin Mo. J-MO LOL
livestock hauler= rolling ranch(my name for them) or bullrack

 

I found this site yesterday. This is from a HAM radio guy, so some of these are used more in that line (I'm assuming), but there are some trucker slang terms on here too.

CB Slang

 

i was west of flagstaff tonite on I40 and some guy on the radio said there was a mexican christmas tree in the right lane! when i got up there it was a tumble weed the size of a honda!

 

HERE IN SOUTH LOUISIANA, WE CALL IT THE "NEUTRAL GROUND"