Trucking interview. What to wear?

You are a trucker.....a greasy and dirty shirt...if one at all. Oversize sweat pants like the Russian drivers wear....with a skid mark in the back (if you know what I mean)...flip flops...DO NOT SHAVE...extra points if you have a beard with food in it..... That will land you the top job
Oh yeah and carry a used pee jug so they know you are serious.....

 

Congrats. So what did you end up wearing?

 

I love threads and massages with a happy ending.

 

By the way, did you buy any of that brand new, or take the time to put a few strategically placed oil stains on them?

 

You really had to be looking down there to notice skid marks.

 

Your first backing in the trailer will settle your hash Don't you worry. Have fun rediscovering all the reasons you got out in the first place. He he he /teeassseee....

 

I'm still trying to figure out what a truck driver interview is.

All my jobs in the past ten years I walk in and they just give me the keys and say this is the tralier number the bills are in the back have a safe trip.