Want to drive tanker truck but don't want to explode?

I see explosions in the ####ing loves toilet stalls

Those are explosions I want to unsee

Those explosions cause a sometimes regret as to why I chose this profession!!

 

It could be worse. It could be you having to clean that up for a lot less money than what you are pulling in.

 

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Please I’m not gonna even look. My eyes have seen enough

 

if you scream "Aloha Snackbar" everything will explode

 

Speaking of explosions lol


WATCH: Truckload of Axe Body Spray Explodes on Texas Highway

 

Why don’t truck drivers spray themselves down with body spray?

 

It's like flying airplanes. If you have a really bad day, you don't even have to fill out paperwork.

I've got a year hauling Hazmat tanker and 24 years dry van. More dry vans are involved in accidents than tankers. The product in the tank determines if the same accident causes an explosion or not. The cars drive the same way around you but the customers treat you better instead of like a potential serial killer/panhandler.

Google exploding tanker. They don't explode often and seldom for just a little contact, unless you park across RR tracks.

 

I never worry about the load behind me as much as I worry about the yahoos around me going down the road.

 

I drive a fuel tanker. I don't even think much about it really. We have routines and procedures that we follow to keep us safe while loading and unloading. As far as out on the road, you can die in any vehicle. Your time is your time.