Want to drive tanker truck but don't want to explode?

Milk can explode.

 

Well, all that explains the rash of spontaneously combusting babies we've had lately.

 

Congratulations @KillingTime ! You have won the internet for the day. Please print and redeem your prize asap to avoid not having any more in stock.



Sirscrapntruckalot - It would appear I can no longer enjoy a beverage while perusing the forums. Far to many are being wasted due to you all being funny. Bunch of ########. - me ( I mean that in a nice way. LOL)

 

A couple of additional notes about correct urinal usage:

https://brocode.org/a-quick-guide-to-urinal-etiquette/

I would just paste the pictures, but I'm from Texas and can't figure out how to do it on this website. Apparently I have to make an album or something. I don't know. But that article from the bro code is hilarious.

 

Here, hold my beer, and watch this...

 

Ha! Seems to be a running joke on The Simpsons.

 

You mean Taco Smell?

I’ve never been explosive, yet.

 

This one is a little hyped up and lowbrow. A bit of a burning question.

 

I'm not going to thank every single post, but I must say that this entire thread is phenomenal.