was this a lot liz?

Roadbunnies...excuse me while I hurl.

 

The last place I got approached by a lizard was the Iowa 80 of all places back last summer. She wasn't your stereotypical lizard though, decently attractive and clean with all her teeth. I got a perhaps single mom trying to deal with tough times vibe or something along those lines. Kind of felt bad for her.

 

Did you offer her a charitable contributions?

 

And the answer is......

 

My brain hurts trying to read this.

 

Hermaphrodite......... Yep definitely a hermaphrodite.... and tell us what mr. Mad has won Chuck........

 

Legendary? What was this lady's deal? Was she kind of like the where's the beef lady? Just something really dumb to say so people pay attention to the dumbness? I'm just wondering what's the legendary about her I wonder if it's that come hither stare that she's throwing down or those ##### cat eyes or maybe it's the God #### beard she is sporting in this picture? LMAO LMAO

 

Since my hearing loss, thanks to the military- I got proficient at sign language. And I have had those "deaf" people hand me a card and I start signing, I get nothing but a blank stare and they walk away. They know they have been had.

But I was actually in school today and was wondering about if Deaf were federally allowed to get a CDL because they "prohibit the use of an interpreter" which is what got me thinking. I was like but they have too! but you just answered my question without even trying.

 

A medical certification test for hearing deficiency.....Bump