What did you get your dispatcher for Christmas?

Well for thoe of you that are in a quandry about what to get your dispatcher here are some helpful ideas

A cyanide capsule
A do it yourself lobotomy kit
a rubber hose to hook up to the exhaust of their car
put their picture on a milk carton
tell them you framed a picture of them and it's at the post office ( 10 most wanted)
something they are allergic to


No don't get me wrong I like dispatchers really I do...no seriously I do...ok maybe not that much but they are a necessary evil....so I called a priest to excorcise the demons from her

 

A cyanide capsule- Mine would forget to take it
A do it yourself lobotomy kit- He not allowed to play with sharp insturments
a rubber hose to hook up to the exhaust of their car-Would route it thru every crook and nanny he fould then wonder why it was too short
put their picture on a milk carton-No someone might find him and bring him back
tell them you framed a picture of them and it's at the post office ( 10 most wanted)-He might get a bit of happieness someone wanted him
something they are allergic to- I did a job

 

I gave mine my resignation ... have 5 offers to consider
Actually he was a good guy to work with ... not his fault the rest of the company is what Werner is.

 

I gave everyone in the office, and the mechanic nice hardwood pens that I made myself on the new wood lathe I bought for an early Christmas present to me.

I really like my job and the people I work with.

 

The way things are goin today,12/28,about 1 year to live....I'll show you how to plan something my dear dispatcher.....

 

Mine got the same thing I got him last year.....Nothing.

 

Fixed him up a blind date...........................

 

Since it will be ahwile before I chow.....may we see a "pic" of this ah,- date??

 

I got my dispatcher a big bottle of Sauza Gold Tequila (oh did I mention that I do my own dispatch?)

 

I gave mine a two week holiday from all my ######## and whining about rates. I figured I better take a holiday or I might get a permanent vacation.