What did you get your dispatcher for Christmas?

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  1. rocknroll nik

    rocknroll nik High Risk Load Member

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    Well for thoe of you that are in a quandry about what to get your dispatcher here are some helpful ideas

    A cyanide capsule
    A do it yourself lobotomy kit
    a rubber hose to hook up to the exhaust of their car
    put their picture on a milk carton
    tell them you framed a picture of them and it's at the post office ( 10 most wanted)
    something they are allergic to


    No don't get me wrong I like dispatchers really I do...no seriously I do...ok maybe not that much but they are a necessary evil....so I called a priest to excorcise the demons from her:biggrin_25523:
     
    rocknroll nik, Dec 26, 2010
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    A cyanide capsule- Mine would forget to take it
    A do it yourself lobotomy kit- He not allowed to play with sharp insturments
    a rubber hose to hook up to the exhaust of their car-Would route it thru every crook and nanny he fould then wonder why it was too short
    put their picture on a milk carton-No someone might find him and bring him back
    tell them you framed a picture of them and it's at the post office ( 10 most wanted)-He might get a bit of happieness someone wanted him
    something they are allergic to- I did a job:biggrin_25524:
     
    Eagle_Eye, Dec 27, 2010
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  3. Buffalo Chip

    Buffalo Chip Light Load Member

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    I gave mine my resignation ... have 5 offers to consider:walk:
    Actually he was a good guy to work with ... not his fault the rest of the company is what Werner is.
     
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    Buffalo Chip, Dec 27, 2010
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  4. Boardhauler

    Boardhauler Road Train Member

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    I gave everyone in the office, and the mechanic nice hardwood pens that I made myself on the new wood lathe I bought for an early Christmas present to me.

    I really like my job and the people I work with.
     
    Boardhauler, Dec 28, 2010
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  5. Bumpy

    Bumpy Road Train Member

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    The way things are goin today,12/28,about 1 year to live....I'll show you how to plan something my dear dispatcher.....:biggrin_25523:
     
    Bumpy, Dec 28, 2010
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  6. blackw900

    blackw900 The Grandfather of Flatbed

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    Mine got the same thing I got him last year.....Nothing.
     
    blackw900, Dec 28, 2010
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    Fixed him up a blind date...........................










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    123456, Dec 28, 2010
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  8. Bumpy

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    Since it will be ahwile before I chow.....may we see a "pic" of this ah,- date??:biggrin_255:
     
    Bumpy, Dec 28, 2010
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    I got my dispatcher a big bottle of Sauza Gold Tequila (oh did I mention that I do my own dispatch?) :biggrin_25523:
     
    Gr8oldies, Dec 29, 2010
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  10. special-k

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    I gave mine a two week holiday from all my ######## and whining about rates. I figured I better take a holiday or I might get a permanent vacation.
     
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