What if it Snows?

I peed the bed sober in my adult years one time due to this. Was peeing in my dream and also peeing in the bed.

 

I understand, it is a school night and have to go back to work in the morning. Something about NASCAR makes me bring a drink out.

 

During a nascar race of all things

 

I'm told that happens more often the older you get.

 

I was mad because I never did that blackout drunk ever. Never mistaken a dresser drawer for a toilet or anything like that.

 

Had a/c on earlier. Now it’s heat time again. New cab heater valve. Glad I finally put it on last summer. No more opening the hood Ed very time.

 

Girlfriend got a mattress pad when we had the baby. Not sure if it was for him or me.

 

Me too, never could get that drunk because I have a reflex that after I get passed comfortably numb and everything is funny then right before let’s do something really stupid like who can hold the screwdriver in the electric socket the longest. I throw it all up and do some serious prayer to the porcelain god.

 

About as bad as thinking you are still driving and wake up trying to cram your foot through the sleeper wall trying to stop a runaway down Cabbage