What if it Snows?

I have given that cat pets many times. I have even given her some kitty treats. I was not expecting her to go all psycho on me. The neighbor feels bad about it.

 

These gearboxes ??? They have check plugs and run in some kind of oily fluid. 8 years usage. Hard to reconcile such happening in that short a time.

 

Because my bride works at a senior care facility the conversation about last days comes up regularly. I’ve learned a lot about hospice and don’t want that care it seems the standard procedure is when the old people stop eating after a couple of days they start the morphine drip. I informed my family if I’m invalid and not eating just hook up an IV with pork gravy or beef gravy and just let it drip until my heart stops. I find comfort in the thought that when I’m being turned into ash people downwind will be like hey let’s get ribs.

 

The slant eyed devils that built it designed it to fail thinking that us dumb crackers would replace it with one just like it — ain’t gonna do that

 

Staying with today's theme.

 

That cat is well into calculating exactly all 73 ways it will inflict pain as it slowly kills the person responsible for that

 

Just get a student loan.

 

Like an old time cowboy friend told me— just skin my sorry ol ### and give it to a saddle maker that builds barrel racing saddles— that way I’ll end up between the things I love the most— a horse and between a woman’s thighs

 

Had a nice young thing I dallied with in Columbus, MS truck stop years ago. She once told me she would definitely attend my funeral, whenever and wherever it was held. I told her I thought that was wonderful; that she held me in such high regard, and that I was flattered by her concern. She further clarified the stated.
It was not out of high regard, she just wanted to be sure I was dead. Women...