What if it Snows?

You could post the "Say Hello to My Little Friend"

 

No, that's totally inappropriate.
It would mean that @Dave_in_AZ would have to show us his junk.
Totally inappropriate and unnecessary.

 

It won't be long before you'll have to take a whiz on an ignition lock just to prove you're not on drugs so you can start the car.

And...woosh.

 

That's disgusting.
That said, it'd be an awesome place to pee.

 

Imagine the Karen melt downs that would ensue. Even if that was scaled back to spit on the key.

Or some vape-stoner is driving around, and the path of dead cars from every time they exhale.

 

You will eat the bugs and you will be happy.

 

Starving

 

Don’t get me wrong here, I do like a good steak, but that one is a tad rare for me.