What if it Snows?

Like it never even happened

 

I was bound up one time from drinking to much bug juice and when it broke free it tore a new one— kinda looked the same

 

Every one in the house is napping. Guess I will get dressed and go to work. I spent 17 hours in bed since yesterday. Got my schedule all messed up. Hate when that happens.

 

For some reason I got a song stuck in my head after hooking on to the trailer
Where am I going, I don’t know
When will I get, there I can’t say
All I know is I am on my way

 

Maybe, maybe not.
How about someone trying to cut off a head and failing to complete the cut?
Getting a Hand or Leg caught in a Chipper Machine and not doing so well the extricate ones' remaining self?
Disemboweling.
Suffocating.
Starving to Death.
Heart Attack while sleeping in or driving your rolling Condo.
Trying to catch or pet a Chupacabra or other mythical creature anywhere west of Texas.

Being on one of these when a certain support structure FAILS:

 

@Dave_in_AZ is banging his temperance drum.
I think the worst way to go is alone with a cat that will eat your face off.
But that's probably just me.
Does A Cat Eat Its Dead Owner? - Facts About Food
Yes, cats can eat dead owners. It is a natural behavior but it is stimulated when your cat doesn’t find any food. This happens a lot when the owner is not very social and he dies in his house.

 

Ya aren't even kidding. Not even a little.