What if it Snows?

I spent close to a month in the dry Arctic temperatures of Denali. Carmex was the absolute bomb. Burt's Bees is a honeycomb based product. Lanolin aka "sheep sweat" is a pure healing thing. Bees wax doesn't hold a candle to lanolin.

My dad kept six hives in our back yard. We ate honey comb and helped him "smoke" the hives to collect honey and honey comb. Lanolin was the absolute savior of hand wounds. The origin of lanolin was because sheep herders had very few unhealed open wounds. The "sheep sweat" healed their hands.

Carmex is the bomb.

 

Ok I will.... but you try to take my wife's chapstick away....lol

 

Oh wow....that's just wrong, but funny

 

Tell your wife that Chapstick isn't doing what she thinks it does. It dries your skin and your lips. Lanolin moisturizes and HEALS. Buy a squeeze bottle of Carmex and start using it. The Chapstick #### will be forgotten soon enough.

 

Is Bag Balm lanolin based? I remember that stuff from when I was a kid, and we had cows on the farm...wish I still had some.

 

What kind of driver is notorious for screwing around?

A screwdriver..............

 

No.Way. Really?? Pulling my leg? (Biting it?!?!?)

 

Anything cats. He's fortunate that DOT doesn't include Catnip on the banned substance list.

 

Yup looks like he twisted your leg alright. Now you will be able to do a monty pythons funny walk skit