What if it Snows?

And I looked at one of these new generation bicycles with the big tires and fat boy seats cause a brief thought passed through empty head and was rattling around till I saw the price tag and then it abruptly vanished— they want more for one them things then you can buy a slightly used street legal dirt bike for

 

Someone crap in your wheaties this morning?? Bird dog visitation made it worth every penny

 

Sounds like a Freak Show waiting to happen

 

Well hell, since we're doing selfies, beer/cow selfie

 

5 1/2 K for the hotrod version

 

I had a chick do that to me.
I insisted on gas even during cleaning. I'd be all gassed up and high as a MFr....and she'd be rubbing her boobies all over my face and id be looking down her shirt. And I'd get a huge, (ok, large) stiffie.
Good times at the dentist office.