What if it Snows?

Got a call this morning. I was supposed to return to work last night but got a case of the runs. And the pads we’re running like crap. And the sand plant was way backed up. So I stayed home.

Fella said why didn’t you return to work last night? We had loads we couldn’t cover. I was polite but should have asked where are all the mouth breathers you hired that can’t follow any rules or directions? Were they all stuck in ditches at the same time? What about JaAnthony that after months out here can’t understand what’s going on??? Where he be at yo?

 

HB says that after the outstanding display of home appliance repair skill, I should head down to Arctic Circle and get me a half pound pastrami burger, fries and a small chocolate shake for lunch— and I always do what the HB says— pretty much

 

You can fix that hair issue.

 

Truth

 

I feel like that’s what mine would look like from my beard. But my dinosaur doesn’t have one.

 

Dam, how long were those in? I change mine every 6 months and they usually don't look bad.

 

Not only did you earn it, you DESERVE it. Regardless if HB feels the same or not.

 

WOW!! How’d Ol @Dave_in_AZ die?? Well— it was an extremely rare and deadly form of cat hair poisoning that has no cure what got him