What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. D.Tibbitt

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    Can we all agree that thick latinas have decsnded directly from god himself
     
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    I married a Puerto Rican so I cannot argue this.
     
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    Finally! We have the answer to UFO's!
     
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    They’re OK I guess.

    Salma Hayek was amazing when she was dancing and pouring Jack Daniels down her leg in From Dusk till Dawn.

    For the most part I’ve only ever been attracted to beautiful blond beach girls.
     
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    If you want a great pickup line for them find out where they are from and ask them what part of Mexico that is in. My wife loves that lol.........
    I also bought her a hat with a Cuban flag on it.....
    Reading this back to myself I'm not sure why she hasn't left me yet lol
     
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    You like living dangerously
     
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    She’s a Latina.

    She planned your murder years and years ago. That plan was started way before your recent stupid. LOL

    My wife is Swedish, Scottish, and French.

    First she tried to conquer me like her Viking ancestry taught her, then she tried to get me drunk and fight me, and lastly she just gave up and surrendered.

    I had a pretty good plan. LOL
     
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    I always tell people it nice to have a woman that cares about you so much she will cut you lol.
     
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    That's interesting. I've only ever been attracted to anything female of the species.
     
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    Colt is no longer going to make AR's for civilians. @MACK E-6.

    Does this mean my consecutive serial numbered AR's are going to be more valuable?
     
    Dave_in_AZ, Sep 20, 2019
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