What if it Snows?

Who knew that chickens could talk?
https://www.thomasnet.com/articles/...source=thomas_industry_update&tinid=217893577

 

Gee, I wonder....maybe it's the lack of oxygen...they all seemed to have turned a shade of blue.

 

Here's a good one, got a lock out call.
Some generic turd box. Looked pretty new. So I get there and this old timer has a tire tool wedged in the rear door up at the top. He's pushing on the tire tool pretty hard and as a result has created a large dent in the roof line of the car. Young girl owner is standing there watching him do this. I walked up and said would you like me to unlock it for you? Pops admired his handiwork and gave up.
I have many more lol.

 

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While it probably tastes good, it looks, well, terrible. You must be doing the bachelor thing. The paper plates are a tell.

 

Oh and HAPPY FRIDAY !!!

 

Yesterday tied a record temp. Sixty nine ( 69 ) degrees.
Ridiculous

 

Poor people have poor ways

 

HB put a Catjitsu move on me and demanded a 45 minute Power Nap prior to starting laundry

 

Was pretty good. I made a U turn to go get it. Figured there wouldn’t be anything good in the ghetto.