What if it Snows?

More like 15 to 20 bucks...

 

It's the new math......

 

Hazul told you to go get the gas can filled yesterday and she'd do it. But no, you dwalded. Grass prolly be head high to a tall giraffe afore you can work a deal.

 

Prolly be next Thursday, as my rider is governed, Rate will run $50.00 call out, $50.00 per hour of cutting time, fuel surcharge, and mileage from Memphis.
Advise map miles and we will adjust off speedo when I get there. Much other grass out there? Might start a branch.
Edit...
Not Memphis based, just going thru there and hope to steal a new mower. Might get there faster if successful and it had good lights....

 

Opus, just say no to cheap mowing....

 

She told you, didn't she. Well, that's her side, and while not entirely true, there is some truth to it.
Truth is, I said to myself, "Lets go cut the grass." So, I get to the shed and naturally pretrip my machine, and find little or no gas, (The Hazul has been known for running the machine completely out of gas.......and then I have to swoop in (like a NASCAR pit stop) and fill it up). So, it was not unheard of to find a lawnmower completely out of gas. So, I says to myself, "No problem, we have 2 gas cans.". Well, indeed we do.....both empty. At this point, I'm defeated. I grab both gas cans and head back to the patio.
By this time, I'm over heated and over worked. So, no gas, no lawn today.
So then, today, she's like, "You want me to go get gas? I say no, call the Lawn Dude."

 

Get a skid tank, 300 gal be enough for a summer......

 

Dude you ain’t that old and decrepit

 

I know, but if I tell people that they'll leave me alone.......they equate 'old and decrepit' with potentially 'homicidal maniac'. I like it that way.