What if it Snows?

Was at an Iron Mountain one time. They do document storage and destruction and I had to poop real bad. Dude says, "I can't let you in the building." I say, "well, Dude, Im gonna take a ****, either in the building or in the parking lot, your call."
He let me in.

 

What if you really had to poop? 1.3 miles ain’t happening. I’ll #### in the bushes like an animal.

 

I got a ticket in the port of Brunswick in February of 23. I decided to exercise my right to a speedy trial and today justice will be served. I talked to the lady last week and she said it’s only 150 bucks. I said “lady ma’am, I have waited a year and a half. Why would I just pay it now?”

 

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve came back to the truck with one sock.

 

Shirt tails or handkerchiefs have been sacrificial in the past for me. I can imagine myself finally getting into the squat position and trying to figure out how I'm going to get my boot off to get to a sock!