What if it Snows?

It's only 20 weeks until Christmas. So's basically we're going to need moar than a hurritain a week every week up to Christmas to live up to the liberal jibe.

 

And in about an hour we shall experience full Cornish of Game Hen delight

 

Question, when did you actually clean that thing. Not to offend you, but that thang is look pretty nasty.
Seems like a good cleaning should be done.

 

Well if it will make you feel any better, the Ho has experienced an “Unprecedented” fire season the likes that haven’t been seen since last August— and the HEAT!!! We ain’t seen that since last August

 

What you view as nasty I view as “Well Seasoned” and every cook knows you want your #### well seasoned— that said, it is about time for a little Traeger maintenance— thank you for the heads up

 

They're testing the new Waffle Haus item in Georgia.

Talk about dumb.

 

Pro tip— never try to shoot a fly off your leg with the new and improved model of pistola

 

The item in question is chicken sausage.

Chicken. Sausage.

It's bad for you.

It's bad for me.

It's bad for the OM.

It's bad for.........America.

 

That looks painful.

And probably has fly fragments in it, mixing with your skin cells.

If you start sprouting rigid black hairs on your neck, or if you have an overwhelming desire to throw up on your food, consult a physician....