What if it Snows?

Off but similar..
Man at his Urologist appointment, wife waits in front. Time passes, all done paid, next year appointment.
But Doc follows man out and confides to the wife, "Your husband is a drunk! " Wife ask what? How...
Doc says:"We found an olive in his urine sample...."

 

So you're back at work?

 

Nice sized potato. Wash clean if needed, dry.
Smear thoroughly with olive oil and rub in.
Put in a Walmart plastic bag and tie bag.
Nuke on high in a strong microwave 5 minutes
Remove bag carefully (Will be HOT)..
Open bag with two forks/tongs as steamy
Cut potato, fill and dress as desired, eat
(If a nice solid potato, can eat peeling."

 

And the 4 door top line pickup to transport them to and fro....

 

Kinda like this?

 

The phrase: "And the condemned ate a hearty meal"...

 

Kind of a trusting soul, ain't you? Jus saying...

 

I would say a modern surround sound that's set up for movies . Bose sound good but can be on the expensive side.

 

i had no idea hearing aids were 3 -5k . Expensive i think .

 

Something here for some old Army ASA men from 9th Field Station Clark, AFB
Flyboys were AFSS and Swabbies/Jarheads NAVSECGRP

"Ballad of the ASA"

Drunken Soldiers, Always High
Dropouts from old Sigma Phi
Men who ######## all the way,
These are the men from the ASA


Plastic cans upon our ears,
We've been cleared and
we're not Queers
One Hundred Men will test today,
But only three make the ASA

Trained to go from bar to bar,
That's the life that’s best by far
Men who drink will seldom fight,
And the ASA drinks through
the night


On a Mid, a Trick Chief waits,
Four of his men are coming late
Men who drink among the best
Another drink, their last request


A teal blue scarf 'round
my son's neck
Makes my son a nervous wreck
One hundred men re-upped today,
But not a one from the ASA


Black is for the night we fear,
Blue the water we don't go near.
WHITE IS FOR THE FLAG WE FLY,
Yellow is the reason why.


Red is for the blood we've shed.
As you see, there is no red!
One hundred men re upped today.
Not a one for the A-S-A!