What if it Snows?

Instead of making payments on a tractor. Buy a liquor store. It'll be fun & you will meet all walks of life.

 

Geezer and wife in waiting room at a clinic. Geezer is bored, and strikes up a conversation with another man. next to him.
Confides quietly that why last week he had a castration done here, and just back for the reports.
Wife leans in and murmurs.. Colostomy dear., a Colostomy.....

 

. Why is there a Christmas tree at the end of the hallway ?

 

It's all womens , it's called selective hearing .

 

Saw dude mowing grass down the street. No shirt. Big letters across back ~ RED NECK

 

That logic has actually been offered in the circuit court in Booneville, MS as a valid defense. Did not work, but brought is down some.
They say the jury foreman agreed with the statement, but the law ya know...

 

I’ve decided it was the Christmas tree awhile back. Then they made it a Easter tree. Now it’s a 4th of July tree. It’s kind of cool

 

That looks worse than jail food

 

Powerful heavy cartridge, for penitration, think hard cast rounds from black hills , buffalo bore double tap or hand loads . 45-70 , 454 casull ,.50S&W just to name a very few .