What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    A man walks into a bar and sits down, and orders a drink. Bartender says "I'm sorry sir, you already seem very drunk, I cannot serve you."

    Guy gets up and leaves.

    A few minutes later, he comes in again, sits down at the bar and tries ordering another drink.

    "I'm sorry sir, but I cannot serve you because you already seem drunk. Please leave,"

    Guy gets up, grunts and wanders off again through the same exit.

    Another few minutes goes by and the same guy comes back in, sits down and tries to order yet another drink.

    "SIR, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NOW TWICE THAT YOU'RE TOO DRUNK AND I CANNOT SERVE YOU."

    Dude looks at the bartender all surprised and slurs:

    "How many bars do you work at?!!!"


    Ok, I was bored…
     
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  3. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Ick ?? The nectar of gods and you ick? Out - - - - - - spot.......
     
  4. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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    No need to Rent any Mini-Excavators when @tramm01 is around
     
  5. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    I can do that before mayo. It’s alright with chips.

    But for whatever that concoction is it doesn’t seem to belong.
     
  6. 4mer trucker

    4mer trucker Road Train Member

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  7. ElmerFudpucker

    ElmerFudpucker Road Train Member

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    It’s old people food. Every Sunday church dinner or family get together served that nasty crap. Brings back memories of big hair and polyester shirts.
     
  8. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Which one of these two guys were you? :biggrin_25523:
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  9. JolliRoger

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    I go with that open mind. My next older sister used to make it for the get together at Thanksgiving and Christmas. She is 92 now and disabled.
    I can see her now... Sitting in a straight chair, a little 3 gallon ceramic churn in front, a small sack of oranges to her right. Peeling and cutting,.
    Had little brother and me drain the coconuts; busting with a hammer, then digging the coconut meat away from the shell to hand her.
    Know the oranges and coconut. Must have been some sugar? Guess pineapple, but no idea of the rest, just that it was so good...
    She was also the go to for the dressing at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Pretty sure she made for this group 2016...
    I am 5th head, gray, on top row, from left side. She is : See- RH window, bib cap male below, little lower left... neat gray hair and glasses..
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  10. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Regular sized ones, big bags... Yes, me to/also/for sure....
     
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  11. 4mer trucker

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    Certainly not the Guy on the right, won't be caught dead in those Plaid Pants
     
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