What if it Snows?

Specially us Baptist, when the visiting preacher has gone overtime. Our own knows better...

 

Well, yo young az should live so long as to enjoy such fine and delectable treats. Bet you still say pea-cans for puh-cohns too.
But grab this slack, my little sister live in Raleigh, NC.

 

"Brings back memories of big hair and polyester shirts." Glory days...You must have seen some old family pictures.

 

Ever alert.... Smooth, Mack.

 

Wow, gonna have open casket with both lids up?

 

Didn’t need to see them. I grew up with them. My grandfather was a car salesman. He dressed like Herb on wkrp in Cincinnati. My other grandmother had a puke green vinyl sofa. And that ugly orange shag carpet.

 

Which is why you want to get to the Golden Corral by 11 on Sunday

 

My published mantra;
When I was in the country school; I always had a girl..
They'd laugh and giggle awful; cute, and put me in a whirl.
And everyday at recess time, they'd follow me outside,
I'd scratch my head and wonder, are they ever satisfied...
But truth;
I had 3 older sisters, 1 younger. Hit freshmen year in high school...
Teach.. Roger Johnson, is Virginia Johnson your sister?
Yes, mam.
She was such a wonderful student...
Year later..
Teach.. Roger Johnson, is Frances Johnson your sister?
Yes, mam...
She was such a wonderful student...
Year later..
Teach.. Roger Johnson, is Dorothy Johnson your sister?
Yes, mam...
She was such a wonderful student...

So I was a big disappointment to all the teaching staff...