What if it Snows?

Best ever " Wife's Car " story-

Ahem........It's like 0330, at the ripe old age of 23 or 24, on the way to work. The only option I had put on the trusty 89' Ranger was the steel rear bumper.

Okay.

Sitting at red light, I see this.........this.........this DUDE coming in the mirror. He ain't stopping. I start going through the intersection...........B00M he rear ends Ranger.

Pull over. He had, emphasis on had, a late 80's Monte Carlo, and it looked like somebody just punched it in the face. One head light is on dangling by the wiring harness.

Ranger has this scratch on the bumper, not even a dent.

Dude is way in the bag. Slurring.........." Look what you did to my wife's car."

I'm like," Dude. You're drunk, and you just rear ended me at a red light."

Dude," But it's my wife's car."

I'm like." This is your wife's car?"

Dude," Yes. it's my wife's car. My wife's car."

I said," You're probably in enough trouble. I'm not gonna call the cops. You better get that off the road before one comes by."

Dude," My wife's car."

Went on to work lol. Laughed all day.