What if it Snows?

You are a wise man

 

Probably about the same type as the peoples that wear their Levi’s below their butt crack— if they were a plumber, I could understand it but other than that, it’s a mystery

 

And it would be extremely difficult to pull off a successful twist draw if you had to reach backwards down by your knees

 

So— others probably will say I’m crazy, but the chances of blowing a hole in your butt or shooting your toe or pecker off is minimized if you pack iron in this arrangement

 

And there’s this

 

Saw some ding bat white kid come out of farmer and homer yesterday with his pant all the way past his ###.
Supposedly that behavior came from prison inmates that wanted to advertise that they we're"available "

 

Or drink beer.

 

Probably only @exhausted379 or maybe @IH Truck Guy — maybe @okiedokie but he’s been around yuppies for quite a while— will understand this