What if it Snows?

They must not measure kcals from a menopausal woman. Or maybe they do and that’s where the heat index comes from.

 

Same but different ends on the thermometer. As far as women go....hot or cold is how they run.

 

That's a great idea, don't know why I never thought of it.

 

It only fools domestic women

 

Speaking of women being comfortable and the weather getting colder. I suggest everyone make sure the generators work and you have plenty of wood for the fire place.

just a little PSA for those that don’t live in Arizona and who have a yapping female in the house

 

Electric stovetops aren't all that complex, high is hot, low is cooler and medium in in-between. It's not rocket surgery.

 

Indeed.
Have you ever considered the possibility that you suck at cooking?

 

Do you want his pots and pans? I’d say he’s not bad at it he tries.

 

Doctor making rounds... Snatches a rectal thermometer from his coat pocket to post the chart... Swears! Some AH has got my good pen...