What if it Snows?

Elons eyes are creepy. I don’t care what he’s worth.

 

He’s got 14 or 15 kids— Ho’s must see something — and he has a trillion fun tickets— and he’s an alien (just my opinion)

 

Well Mike, I think I speak for most of the group here when I say, we have no problem with gay people.
That said, to undermine and disrespect an American tradition is just simply blasmious (or whatever).
Get your mind right, man

 

So— we are about to fold the tent, pee out the fire and see about something for dinner and have a Peaceful Easy Feeling and we are hopeful that it is OM approved

 

Well— I don’t have a problem with that so long as they don’t try and be gay with me or the Critters—if they did, I would have a problem, a major catastrophic problem— like a shooting the MF’er in the head type of problem

 

When did you get a pointing cat???

 

So the rest of the story. I had a feeling this visit wasn’t gonna be as perfect as the last one. Exact. Same. Location. I walk in and get hit with waaaay too loud music. Took a seat. Waitress chick with F nose metal comes up. She’s waited on me couple times before. Friendly and does a good job. Not today. She axed if I was ready to order and something else and I said I can’t hear ye over this loud ### music. She looks at me like I’m the problem. Said she’d turn down the music. Order arrives. Then nose ring chick says Can you check out before one (1) o’clock because that’s when I leave and blah blah blah or I’ll get yelled at
Never heard that at a restaurant in my life. So I looked at time and it was aboot 1240. As it turned out I was ready to split at aboot 1255. Nose ring chick managed to whittle her tip down to two (2) bucks and that was a stretch. Last visit other waitress got ten (10). So it pays to leave your stupid face metal and goofy behavior at home. But I’m sure she will never make that connection.
Boss man wasn’t there today. When he’s there that place is on point. Not today. I may be making a fone call next week.

 

Was hoping to see Santa but he wasn't back from his five (5) martini lunch yet.

 

Yeah, you can be whatever you want to be.......just not on my time