What if it Snows?

When ours wants his crack he stands on the arm of my chair intentionally blocking the view of my laptop screen and won't leave until I give him his "fix"

 

Four (4) scammers have felt obliged to blow my phone up in the last 45 minutes— I don’t dare not answer cause the next big job might be on the other end — and I hate to be rude on Christmas Eve, but someone needs to tell them to go F themselves and loose this number—it’s about time to retreat to the shop and get a nice fire going and load the shotgun in case some fat man tries to come down our chimney in the middle of the night

 

Silver bullets will be commencing shortly along with Traeger Tri tip.

 

Margaritas ftw.

 

These are going away as I don't have a spot for em and they don't fit anymore.