What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Of 5 of us that pal'd back in the day ( not including ol ladies ), 3 are left. One asked me about 2 years ago, " So how about Teena?"

    I was like, " Dude she has antlers. "

    So after he could breathe again, he's like," She has put on a few pounds."

    And I'm like," A few. Like one of her thighs is bigger than my body. In fact it's bigger than most people's bodies. "

    So we had to cut our chat short because he was having problems laughing/breathing.
     
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  3. SoulScream84

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    Hope none of you are in line waiting to enter or exit the TA in Fort Bridger right now. FEDEX managed to get stuck trying to come in.
     
  4. D.Tibbitt

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    Why am i not surprised... plz get pics if u can . Never a bad time for a good laugh
     
  5. SoulScream84

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    So they got Fed-Ex unstuck, then the incoming and outgoing fought over the space and created a new jam on the ice. There are at least 30 trucks waiting to exit, and 5-10 waiting to get in.
     

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  6. SoulScream84

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    This keeps getting better, there's like 3-4 lines of trucks fighting to get out 1 at a timeo_O. Thank Odin for his vision in my making this my parking place for the night
     
  7. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    I think she moved to Georgia. Last pics of her looked much, much better. Like she'd left the last 15 or 20 years of drugs and alcohol behind her.

    My daughter, whom you'd not want to be alone with on a deserted island with no food, still has issues with me, like I suppose many daughters do, because, " You never really loved my mother!"
     
  8. Wasted Thyme

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    What's that white stuff? Never seen it before.

    :rolleyes::eek::D
     
  9. lovesthedrive

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    I keep tryying to tell my customers its a weed and it must be mowed. Otherwise it will collect and they will never see their lawn again.

    For some reason they dont believe me. Probably because of the grin going ear to ear.
     
  10. SoulScream84

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    Thats the fun stuff, just ask Charlie Sheen.
     
  11. SoulScream84

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    Tell them if they don't get rid of the white stuff, bad things will grow out of it
     

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