What if it Snows?

I stuck 1 finger in, she said "keep going"
I stuck 2 in, she asked for more
By the time I got my left hand in she still wasn't happy
I got my 2nd hand in and she was smiling and asked me to clap
When I told her I couldn't she said "see I told you it was tight"

 

And then I slipped all the way in, and when I stood up, I was face to face with a guy who was holding a flashlight.

He said, "You too, huh?"

I said, "Yep. Any ideas how to get outta this?"

He held up his flashlight. "Yeah. Help me find the keys and we can drive this truck outta here!"



At least, that's the version I learned in 5th grade.

 

Go for the loaded Italian.

 

Now for some random warm weather scenes to get you through the day.

 

Is the OM a hat model by chance? @ Dave_

 

Did something crazy and booked a load to connecticut to start the new year

 

That cat is calculating all of the ways it can slowly and painfully kill the person responsible for that hat.

 

See what happens when you get bored and drink too much.

 

That part is new to me