What is the best burger you've ever had on the road?

Laguna Burger West of Albuquerque. Same exit as the huge casino truck parking area. There is a large gravel lot on the right once you exit. Park there and walk down to the gas station for a Laguna Burger and fries, really stinkin' good. They also have really good breakfast burritos.

 

Anonymous?!!
Say it ain't so!

HaiL FaR, Sirscrapn. whatçha wanna be anonymous for?
If folks don't know that'cha like jugs, y'all ain't never gonna see 'em hangin' out in the open. They'd go an' tuck 'em away so nobody'd get to see or sample the full-bodied impact, .......
'less some yeahoo got hit in the eyeball with a out-a-control wild jug and gets knocked
out.

It's gettin' harder an' harder to keep it straight.

So y'all remember to appreciate good corn squeezins when y'all kin getçha some.

Big problem for the Big truck truck drivers who gotta keep that BAC below 0.04. Day off? Don't matter. Vacation on a 2-4-1 deal?
Still don't matter.
0.04 is the limit.

Be up front 'bout it though. A lotta times they'll invite someone to sample the squeezins. Not too many I know would turn that down.

Eah?
Como?
No combrendae senior, Machacho.
Ohhhh Cisco, ........
Ahhhh, ..... Poncho, .........


No, don't ask.

 

@AfterShock

I think I'm going to start a fan club for you. An the jugs.

Not all jugs are created equally. An when one finds good ones, one should grab..err...enjoy them while your able.





Sirscrapntruckalot - A fan, now an forever.

 

Fur.

 

Since when is horseradish not an instrument? I suppose next I'll be hearing that sauerkraut ain't a vegetable. I pity the person who tries to convince me that it's a dad-burned fruit. Or that mustard is really caterpillar goosh, and the bird of paradise flies up people's noses while the attendees play solitaire with the deck of fifty-one, with four Jokers and Old King Cole, with his merry ol' sole. Or is it soul?

Lotta responsibility when I'm bein' a grown up kid. Like doin' a stand up comedy routine. Quite educational. I'm now able to understand the command, "sit'cher'### back down, buster" in five different languages, and Braille. I kinda enjoy readin' 'bout jugs in Braille 'cause it adds feelin' to the subject. Is that right? Maybe I meant to say it adds feelin' of the subject. No, that don't sound right either. I'm gonna guess I meant to say, adds feelin' up for the subject?

Awwww, HaiL!! Why is English so hard to figure out? Now I see why it's so important to get educated good. It's gettin' to the point where I can't even feel what I'm sayin', or say what I'm feelin'. At least I better not be sayin' what I'm feelin' when I'm feelin' what I was sayin' I would.

A gentleman shouldn't never kiss-'An-tell.
Leave that task to William.

OK.
I have to go now, ..............

Ohhhhhh, ----
One hundred pair of jugs on the wall,
One hundred pair of jugs, ........
Take a pair down an' pass 'em around, .....
Ninety-nine pair of jugs on the wall.

Anybody remember the TV show, Leave It To Beaver?
What was Beaver's last name in that weekly series?
I'm thinkin' it was Clever, or Clover, .....

HuH?
Say what?
Who said that?

Well, ..... HeY!
I might not remember what the last name was,--- exactly, ....
... but for sure I know it wasn't, Cleavage.
Was it?
That dude was a president.
Called 'em self, Grower, or Gopher,
or sumthin' like that.

Memory, .....
Second thing to go,
don't'cha know.

Buurrrp.

 

McDonalds

 

Kinda hard getting near anything with my bottle on my back.. But I enjoy burgers at 2 of the Red Robin locations in Baltimore. Not to mention they have brew on tap, tvs and a variety of cute friendly waitstaff. Oh free birthday burger, daily bottomless fries and weekly coupon deals. And a variety of cute friendly waitstaff.

 

No bottomless jugs???? (trying to get back to AfterShocks line of reasoning)

 

Uhhhhh, -----
Maybe not LTD.

Lately my reasoning has been unreasonable. But, I suppose anyone who wants to could find a reason to grab onto my line of unreasonable reasoning.
Ya see, I'm more inclined to abandon the bottomless jugs way of thinkin', and focus all of my attention on the beauty of those jugs gone topless. Maybe pass a law making it illegal to conceal objects of beauty.
Dare I go so far as to point out many jugs definitely fall right into the category known as, ......
Works of Art.

Oh, yeah, ....... y'all know I'm right.

Tis the season to realign to my line of reason(ing).


HeY, now!
That right thar is a kinda catchy juggle, ....Uhhhh , .... I mean jingle.
Kinda slipped up a tad thar.
Whut was I thinkin'?
Good thing I didn't read that.

 

Really?!
I'm all ablush here.

The Jug-Or-Not club of fans?
Our mission in life is to fan those uncovered jugs. Get-'em-chilled.
Headlights will respond automatically and perhaps bestow upon a fan, a sneak at a rear-view peek. With the right angle on the dangle, that sight could create one of them Kodak moments one hopes will never end.
............... Smile

I think the word you're lookin' for, instead of "grab", is grope.

Ask 'er, ... Does it unsnap or unbutton?
Today's word is Sheer.
When coverings are sheer,
By golly, ......
I wanna be near.

You're a charter member in good standings, with an option to be seated, or sat upon while jugs dance a few laps.
Ahhhhh, -----
Was it good for you?
How do you like when I get my cookies now?