What The Actual F

"Nagel, who shot to fame in The Post eight years ago, still "hands" over sperm samples to one or two aspiring mothers per week, he said, sometimes through clinics and other times in face-to-face, but non-sexual, meetings."

I think I know what is going on here.

Time to bring in the 'specialist'.... @Sirscrapntruckalot

 

So, the ol' turkey baster AI method?

 

Donating sperm twice a week without having sex to do it. I guess he was never told as a kid that doing that can lead to blindness.

 

And hairy palms........
Well, like my dad used to say, "It may not be a record, but it's one hell of an average......."