Whats missing on this FIRST TIME O/O PREtrip LIST???----------------------------

Wait till he finds the radio volumn

 

LIVE WITH OUT A CB. AND MISS.

EAST BOUND GOT FULL GROW SITTEN IN THE MIDDLE LOOKING YOUR WAY AT MM 123. OR

WEST BOUND GRANNY LANE CLOSED USE HAMMER LANE. OR

NORTH BOUND BOTH LANES BLOCK TWO 4 WEELER PLAYED BUMPER CARS. HIT THE GET OFF AT MM 321 GO UP AND AROUND. 5 MILE BACK OR

SOUTH BOUND BRAKE CHECK AT MM 456 OR

EAST BOUND BIG TRUCK YOU GOT AN INSIDE READ AXLE TIRE FLAT TIRE UP THERE.

WEST BOUND BIG TRUCK YOU RUNNIG/MARKER LIGHTS ARE OUT.

NORTH BOUND YOU LOST A MUD FLAP BACK THERE.

SOUTH BOUND YALL KNOW WHERE GET HOME COOKED MEAL AROUND HEAR. HOW BOUT CHA. GOOD BUDDY.

I WOULDNT GO ANY WHERE WITH OUT A CB. NOW THERE ARE SOME PLACES I GOT TO TURE IT DOWN.


TRUCK DRIVE OUT THERE CALL NAME & ILL KICK YOUR, YEA YOUR GRAND MAMA. like a bunch of kids.

BUT WHEN THEY GROW UP. I LIKE TALKING TO OTHER DRIVERS. MAKES THE MILES GO BY. SOMETIMES IF LISTEN YOULL HEAR THAT YOU DAY WANT SO BAD. AFTER ALL.


BE SAFE GO HOME SEE YOUR FAMILIES. FROM HEAR TO THERE ILL SEE YOU. IM BACKIN OUT.

 

CAPS dude, CAPS......

Martin

 

Your missing DOT Approved Trucker Diapers...

 

Spare bulbs and fuses/breakers
Camper's shower to bathe dog
A good flashlight or four
Paper towel holder
Bear repellent (pepper spray)
inverter and microwave
electric cooler - or fridge if you have an expensive inverter
food prep items like cutting board, knives etc.
dry spices like garlic powder and ground cayenne pepper to perk up bland food
Windex and squeegee
Screaming Meemie alarm
umbrella
small 110V AC vacuum

empty Musselman's Apple Cider jug w/cap and supply of empty Walmart sacks for you know what.

Since you are wiring switches add pyrometer, boost and ammeter gauges.

Rain X is another scam. Use regular car body wax. Lasts longer, works better and if you only use it on your glass will last forever.