Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

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  1. squirrellsgnwild

    squirrellsgnwild Medium Load Member

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    I heard a guy telling everyone listening how much a case of albertsons water was.
     
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    AGREED! It's all basically stupid, but the PHRASE that really gets old is.............."Pull over driver, I want to beat your ###!":biggrin_25521:
     
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    But OTOH, I did just get a good chuckle in reading that.

    LMAO
     
    379 Peterbilt, Feb 10, 2008
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    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    There's one of those up there in Filthadelphia.
     
    MACK E-6, Feb 10, 2008
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    PTX "Electronically Involved"

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    Nothing in my mind worse than...

    "Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuudio...... Aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuudio... Check check... Test 123... Aaaaaaaaaaaudio... <whistle> <whistle> Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuudio..."

    Hello, may I introduce you to the concept of a DUMMY LOAD for your testing?
     
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    One time some drivers were warning others to get in a certain lane at such milemarker due to construction. Pretty soon due to the directions everyone was confused. Then a driver said it best: " Stay in the lane you're in...Then when you start hitting orange cones, MOVE OVER." That got a good chuckle for all of us.

    Not a stupid story but a funny story.
     
    snorelord, Feb 13, 2008
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    i get tired of all the bickerin and hollerin myself i usually try to be stupid just to get a sence of humor going anymore today people are so uptight they forgot what a sence of humor is
     
    SILVER EAGLE, Feb 13, 2008
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  8. Brickman

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    One day crossing IA on 80 there was this moron that was repeating the following over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over........... did you get the point yet? in a sing song voice that got really annoying.




    Normally I leave my radio volume all the way off or the radio off entirely, but with this being a very boring day I had mine on that day. After myself and another driver began making A LOT of fun of this moron we got out of him he was a company driver driving a 65 governed CRE truck.

    :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523: :biggrin_25523:
     
    Brickman, Feb 13, 2008
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  9. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh, was that all? He just had an inferiority complex.
     
    MACK E-6, Feb 15, 2008
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  10. Pete_379X

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    I'd like to hear that one...

    There is a guy in Arkansas that runs around in a white dodge pickup just talking on the radio. About a bunch of nothing. Not sure if he does it to be a ### or if he's really off. If he's not off, I don't know how he comes up with the stuff so quick and randomly. Usually runs East on 30 past 440 to 530. Sometimes comes of of 40 west through downtown Little Rock to 530. Its about as annoying as the tire lady off 161 galloway.. go to two two for the tire shop.. thats two two for the tire shop...
     
    Pete_379X, Feb 16, 2008
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