Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

I would have to say when sombody says i have to pull over and chain my trailer tires.

 

I like to mess with people when it starts to sleet or snow a little. I ask if anyone thinks I should pull over and put my steer tire chains on. That always gets em goin.

 

Was driving around town here once when I-65 was flooded and everybody was detouring on 52 and some idiot was belting out some horrible old Christmas songs (I think) at the top of his lungs on ch. 19 for darn near 20 minutes. It was entertaining at first but got kind of annoying after a while.

 

the dumbest thing ive heard is all the motor mouth rock haulers that wont shut up. they need to find another channel when they wont to grip and complain and raise hell with each other.

 

Any more, Ch 19 going through San Gabriel Valley ( 605/I10/SR60-I210 area) guarantees you'll hear someone piping in mariachi and tejana music along with "Get the F&8& out of my way, pinche wetto". Then the conversation refers back to a certain derogatory term pertaining to a wet body part, blah, blah, blah...

Manners are somewhat lacking in SoCal so anymore I just crank up the tunes and ignore the B.S. and cruise.

 

the dumbest thing,i've heard is a driver asking which way he should go south on I-65 around Nashville,bad thing about it we were in Little Rock and he was going West on I-40,he was a Swift driver

 

no wonder i never turn mine on!

 

is that the guy that wants to polish your truck tires and wont stop spamming the airwaves till tomorrow when he starts it all over again

 

All the radio checks,..are you just riding along and out of the blue, you think,..my radio may have an issue, I better see if I can get a radio check.