Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

I heard somebody whispering about their panties as I was pulling out of work the other day. I just whispered back and told them that I didn't have any on either...

 

I myself have heard some sh#t on the c.b but nothing like you hear in c.a. those people are just plain stupid or something talking about drugs and sex on the cb like we care you are going to pay for pus$##

 

"Yeah, I just got back to work after having the accident." Really? What happened? "Well, I took out an electric injun." (Arrow board) Whatcha do that fer? "I just wanted to see what it looked like coming through my windshield."

 

1111111111111111111111. If you've spent much time in Phoenix you've heard this idiot.
Also in Phoenix ,I heard one guy telling another, that the key is in the battery box,its parked in the back row at the Flying J, truck # 3689,and I wont be there until next week.

 

just heard him this morning LOL

 

So, there's a guy that just says "1111111111111111" ??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

One day I was North bound on I77 in Ohio. Tryin to make some time I grabbed the mic and said, "We North bound so/so mile marker, somebody up there wanna open up the front door"? I had 2 or 3 drivers tell me they thought the front door was always open, if I wanted it just take it. Guess that was more ignorance than stupidity though. Guess I should have dropped the lingo and just said, Im breakin the speed limit so how bout just watchin the southbound side till I pass you, oh and tell me if you see any cops, lol

 

Whatever it was, I'm sure I didn't hear it because I was too busy saying it

 

I have definitely heard him before. About a week or two ago I started hearing him. I could never quite make out what he was saying though.