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This isn't strange so to speak, rather sad though and totally serious. I was in West Memphis... need I say more... anyway. Someone evidentally didn't take a liking to a lot lizzard... for lack of a better term. she was a human being... And killed her in the lot.. The cops blocked off the lot so they could recover the body from a rain filled pot hole. The pot hole was deep enough where she couldn't really be seen. I don't know how many times she was ran over before someone noticed her there... A horrifying sight to see as I woke up. I found out what West Memphis was like in bad way. Never stopped there again. I hear Philly isn't much better.

At another truck stop closer to Little Rock, I had stopped to grab a bite to eat. Got my grub and returned to my truck to chow. While i was getting my grub on another driver was pulling out. Some dumb arse thought they'd play a dirty trick on the guy and pull his fifth wheel pin. Needless to say it didn't pull apart right away. It pulled apart as he was getting back on the road. No one could get in or out for quite some time. I don't know what that idiot was thinking, obviously he wasn't. What if it didn't pull apart untill he was doin 55 down the highway? Idiots!!

Another time cruising down the interstate in Texas late night I was listening to this chica traveling along runnin her mouth on the c.b. and flashing drivers. I'm thinking Cool.. I'll be seeing some t1tt1e in a few.. These drivers were going nuts saying all kinds of stuff making me think I was about to get an eyefull of a hottie. Those drivers had to have been on the road a year or two too long. She was the biggest nastyest ugliest thing. I thought I was going to puke. She got on her little C.B there and said.. What ya think Driver?? I told her... Dammer girl, you need to quit scaring people like that, your going to cause an accident. Tell that boyfriend of yours to put your leash and muzzle back on before someone gets hurt. Needless to say.. the C.B. chatter came to a halt...lol

Had a lot lizzard beat on my door one night just after I fell asleep. I laid there thinking she'd just go away. She didn't... kept knocking away. Finally I jumped up front.. rolled down the winder.. She looked up at me and asked if I wanted a date. I politly said no, I'm sleeping. She says back.. whats the matter don't you date black girls... already pissed and tyin to be nice ..I said No. I ain't got nuthin again Black girls.. I just don't mess with ######.. Boy you should have seen how big her eyes got and how far her mouth dropped.. I still wasn't interested though.