When you are on the trainers truck

Hahahahahaha

 

But you kept lookin didn't ya?? Come on admit it we are all friends here

 

In retrospect, I wish I would have gotten a video with my phone so I could have shared.

 

First off.

If you needed to go to the bathroom, and I was your trainer, I would be more than happy to find a truckstop or a place with lawful truck parking get into it and have you walk to the mens's or ladie's room and take care of your nature call there.

If you had hauled out a piss bottle in "My" / "Our Bunk" space used for the training of you... I would have had a problem with that. Yes Ive seen piss bottles and yes it's a literal stain and odorous problem in our industry but nothing like a little walking to the proper bathroom facilities can take care of humanely and with sanitary sewer system as it's designed.

In Aviation there are a specific and special Male receptacle and Female matched form to receive urine and store it in a medically bio hazard leak proof pressure proof container until after landing the plane. THOSE are what I would recommend for truckers and I actually carry one for the spouse and one for me so that if something came up and there is absolutely no place to go, the aviation containers made specifically for that purpose will solve the immediate problem and requires a disposal at home of the fluids and a decontamination followed up by sanitizing with Lysol and other chemicals to be sure that there is no bacteria such as that would cause UTI (Uniary tract infection etc) or other problems with transmitted issues.

The solid human waste was taken care of in a proper built human toilet with chemical litter (For lack of a better word, but specifically for Human Beings...) made up of a special plastic very similar to what is used in automatic cat litter box machines which scrape solid waste and clumped solidified urine balls into a box section so that you can pick up the entire litter tray with the self isolated wastes in one end and dispose of that properly and replace it with a fresh tray ready to go. These work for cats that have been injured or otherwise demonstrated that they are not willing to cover up waste properly or ... too enthusiastic in covering waste spreading litter around the room. Remember there is parasites and worms that live inside this infectious cat litter that if transmitted to your fingers and then to your mouth with food example will grow into worms and parasites that require surgical intervention followed by a course of IV antibiotics in a hospital until you are proven to be cleared out.

You can get tape worm by touching wet ground outside when gardening and then failing to properly wash your hands while eating finger food for lunch or dinner example. Eventually these three or more feet long monsters have to be cut out of you or your children surgically. Which is why you go after the kids and make sure they wash up good. This is very common in rice growing areas in Asia where people go barefoot into wet fields to tend to the rice and so on. But not too common here in the USA. They actually are packed into diet pills (Not regulated by FDA...) and kept in a state until you swallow a pill and they come out of the wax around them and proceed to eat your weight off until they get big enough to cause you problems instead. Most common in NM where you will find them in certain diet pills sold in the impulse section of the grocery line. Your second clue to trouble when you fill the toilet bowl with the off spring inside of you. Most people are unable to deal with that very well at that point. All they wanted to do was lose 50 pounds or something over 6 months.