Where's u tankers loading at this morning

I have to ask,What is a snot load?,I hall liquid death !

 

It's used in the oil field. When it gets wet it expands. The send it down oil holes when they frack. It acts as a lubricant and helps keep the holes open.

What's liquid death?

 

Tequila

 

It looks like watery elmers glue, depending on the blend. When water hits it, it turns to boogery slime, that is the slickest stuff that you've ever seen. It sucks when you get some on your boots soles and it dries. You can have it on there for weeks, then walk through a puddle and immediately blow your britches out when you do the splits. Or if you walk fresh mopped floor in a c-store and then you have booger streamers from ypur boots to the floor whenever you take a step.
Last month, in Midland, I almost hit another driver with my tire thumper because it flew out of my hand when I was doing my drives and he was climbing out of the cab. Scared him half to death lol
I'd had some on my gloves and got almost all the way around the truck befpre I switched hand. The hand I switched to had condensation from the trailer on it and that's all it took.

 

I think I'm going to find out later. Just ate 2 burritos from a guy in a Nissan juke, who just showed up at the plant. Delicious! But I'm already percolating

 

The old roach coach.

 

I can't stay away from them! Especially if they're the ones that could the food right there

 

Anhydrous Ammonia,